Slow is when someone laps you in the hundred yard dash.

Definition of a… DIVA!

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What exactly is a Diva? Well, Diva is a state of being.

You are a Diva. Yes you most definately are. Don’t believe the hype. Divas are all thin and extremely beautiful. It just ain’t so. Diva is an attitude, the essence of your being. Like Rupaul said, “you’d better work!”

Divas love themselves and do not let anyone take that self love and self respect away from them. A Diva can be 125 lbs, or 521 lbs, as pale as Casper the Ghost or as dark as Darth Vader, really pretty or not so pretty, Work it Girl!

As a Diva, I’m sure you already know most of the Diva Essentials. Keep in mind there are D.I.T’s or Divas In Training. The D.I.T’s may not be exactly experienced in DivaDom, thus the following list of Diva Essentials.

This list is pretty thorough, thanks to assistance from my Diva Friends and homegyrls Patty and Tonya.

If you know of a Diva Essential that we’ve missed, please
REPORT IT, immediately!

After you view the Diva Essentials list, CLICK HERE to let me know if you have all or most of the Diva essentials, o.k?!

Don’t have them? Get them. Today.

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Attitude
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Plan “B”
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A pair and a “spare” (dates)
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A Black Dress
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A pair of Spiked Heels
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A Big Purse
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Cash
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Debit Card
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An Alpha-Numeric Pager
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Cellular Phone w/ caller id and call waiting
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Handheld P.C. or P.D.A.
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Calculator
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Pen
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Condoms
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Breath Mints
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Matte Lipstick
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Black Eyeliner
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Eye Drops
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Pressed Powder
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Hand Cream
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Fragrance
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Facial Tissues
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Wet Wipes
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Tylenol
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Vanity Liscense Plate
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Sexy Lingerie
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Spare Hoisery

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

CONVERSATIONS AMONG WOMEN ABOUT SIZE

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I’m sure this is an old tired subject, however I need some input on this matter.

I could be “Politically Correct” and say that it doesn’t matter, but deep down inside, I think it does. I always hear women say it depends on how it’s worked, but if the “lil thing” isn’t going anywhere, what difference does it make?

Can I get some feedback?

Size does matter but if a man doesn’t anything to work with than you are short,but there is nothing like a man who has a big **** and doesn’t know what to do with it. But for me the bigger the better just know what you’re doing!

HELL…I mean average size is fine if he likes to eat a little side dish to compensate, but if it’s a pencil then he needs to eat the entree, the main course, the dessert and use the d!@k for the after dinner mint. You know what I’m sayin.

I’m like Chandra, if it’s big, you just expect that he should be able to use it well, even if he doesn’t like to eat. If he can’t do anything with it, than it is just a waste. I mean you know 1,2,3 pumps and he’s out…hung like a horse and sorry just ain’t gonna get it.

So to me it may or may not, it just depends on what else he has to offer.

Thanks for the feedback. To be perfectly honest, I prefer a big one, but I have this little situation going on….lets just call him my “Side gig”. He’s very nice, handsome and very sexy, but homeboy has a very small ****. I should of known he wasn’t hung like a horse when I noticed how small his feet were, but he swears up and down that he could “make me holler”. Ok, I say….so we go to the hot tubs and homeboy’s wee wee is just that…a WEE WEE. So what do I do girls? Do I tell him “Hell no, you can’t touch me with that lil thang” and risk killing his ego or do I just let him tickle me to death and act like I like it?

Now come on , you know better than to give him the ill nana. It wont take but two seconds before you kicking him in his chest, telling him he’s got to go. Or if you like him you will have to put an academy award winning performance, greater than the “Titanic” performance. You know, like when he hittin it, you got to holler, “ooh son, ooh son, gimme some moe.” And girl you know you don’t want to be faking no moves, if you aint feelin it.

But all is not lost, my little cherry pie; just let him know that the only thing he can do is eat the p*ssy (but be nice about it). Also, guys in the little penis club make great pets and errand boys. Put that boy to work around the house. Okay, let me know how it turns out…

To me, size does matter. Technique is a different story. At least, if you’ve got the size, you can work on the technique to make it better. There ain’t shyt you can do with a little ass wee wee to make it bigger!!

What you should have done was told that fool to stop lying on his wee wee. Walking around talking about making somebody holler. I would have hollered alright… hollered at him to get the hell outta my face!!!

So is it just length or does width come into play? And id wouldnt like to meet any of you in person. I not small but at the same time Im not 9′. AND as that goes dosent your satisfaction also has to do with how LOOSE you are compared to how small he is? SO, if you are used to a horse, how could any average man MEASURE UP!!!!???

To me, 7-8 inches is about average. 9+ inches is good to go. A five inch penis is downright childish and enough to make any woman mad.

Now, width is important, too, but if you’re wide and you only have 5 inches, all you can do is rub a woman’s vaginal walls. You need length and width to completely fill the tunnel, baby!!!

We all know that the vagina can expand to accomodate a variety of sizes. Hell, when my son was born, he was 23 inches long and weighed 9 lbs. But, the vagina shrinks back to it’s normal size.

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